Archive for May, 2008

Of kids and fantasy - Hey, hold on, this is not kiddie porn

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

 

I watched the Golden Compass tonight.

I don’t usually wax on about movies and I’m not going to offer a review except to say it struck a chord with me.

When I was very young, back in the day before the 500 channel universe, PS3, Xbox and Wii, and just about everything electronic, when TV had one channel or two and was mostly black and white, I escaped into books.

I drifted into a world of the Famous Five, the original version of the Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew combined, the world of Sci Fi with the master, Robert Heinlein, and of course, Issac Asimov , H.G Wells , George Orwell and so many more.

It’s what shaped me as a writer and as a person.

Looking back through the lens of Harry Potter – way before my time – and Golden Compass, the movie, since I have not read the book, it struck me there is a common theme in kids’ orientated novels.

The magic is really about a world where children – the target audience – have power.

And that’s the allure of video games too. It’s a world where the player, the kid, has power.

In watching movies and reading books we project ourselves onto the protagonist, the main character or hero.

It works when we enjoy the vicarious experience of the lead character which is abetted by their special powers of deduction, technology, athleticism or whatever.

It’s why we love comic book….. sorry graphic novels ….heros like Spiderman or the Fantastic Five, because there’s that hope, dream, fantasy, that with the chance bite of a radioactive spider or nuclear accident, we too could be superheros.

And that’s a fantasy we all love, even as adult, even if we have to suspend our disbelief.

Now this may be stating the obvious and I guess I always knew it but it was just one of those aha moments where things crystallized.

Wow. I hope I never grow up. Just like Peter Pan.

Oh, and the headline? I just wanted to boost my ratings on Google.

Oohh Sex Scandal - How UnCanadian!

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

I wasn’t going to bother with the Minister and his ex-biker Old Lady. I mean, it’s such a tempest in a D-Cup isn’t it?

She says they had a falling out last December - the Minister that is and her not her boobs though from the looks of her I wouldn’t be suprised if they’d fallen out more than a few times. Since, then they’ve been caught doing the ex-sex things.

As we all know, ex-sex is the best sex. You know what you both like, there’s no need for romance or niceties, you just get down and dirty and to it.

And during some of these heady moments he left a NATO file at her place. Ooh, and it was exposed on the plane - the file not the….well, you know what I mean.

Oh, it’s too delicious isn’t it. Heading into the dog days of summer when there’s no news and suddenly, you have it all. Sex, NATO secrets, ex-biker boyfriends, good looking woman, minister who falls on his sword and sure, there’s got to be some more dirt there somewhere.

It’s just so unCanadian. No wonder the Euro press are playing it page one.

There’s another reason though for the media frenzy.

If Stephen Harper wasn’t such a secretive control freak who has done his best to black out anything from his government, perhaps the media wouldn’t be fighting like hungry sharks over wounded tuna.

Really, he has only himself to blame. In the face of no news or controlled news, the media is going to do what it does best. Make it up or chew on whatever bone is left sticking out. The bone, not the…oh never mind.

That’s why I called my business Pitbull Media incidentally; Cus working with the media is like herding pitbulls. Ya gotta constantly watch them, feed them treats and throw them a bone regularly or you’re gonna get bit.

Ye reap what you sow Stevie boy. Ya reaps what yer sows.

Extravagance, excess and excellence!

Monday, May 26th, 2008

Getting ready to plate the miso codEnough of technology today, let’s talk food.

Last night we had a family dinner to celebrate Meaghan’s 22nd birthday and her graduation from the Italian Culinary Program at George Brown College.

This is the end of three and half years of school for her which saw her graduate from the basic two year Culinary Arts program last spring and then enrol in the post-grad Italian culinary program for three straight semester last May. As part of it she went to Italy to study at ALMA and then worked as an apprentice in a famous Italian eatery.

We went to vist her last November and spent a couple of weeks exploring Northern Italy which you can read about here.

Anyway, we love food. And we love cooking. Traditionally Megs demands to go for sushi for her birthday, a relationship with seafood which dates back to her fifth birthday when her grandfather brought back some live lobster from an east coast business trip and my mother refused to cook them because it would mean killing them.

 We did not have any such issues. Since then she’s demanded lobster, escalating to sushi about the time she turned 14 or so.

This time she wanted to cook something special with me for the family, which on Sunday consisted of myself, her brother Jon, boyfriend Jaime and, of course, the lovely Tina, my partner in crime and life. Andrew, unfortunately, missed out because he was with his dad.

This being a grand occaision and Meaghan knowing no bounds of extravagance when it comes to food and my wallet, suggested we go to the St. Lawrence Market and get inspired.

And so we did, first stopping at Cumbrea’s an organic butcher in Toronto to pick up some Wagyu steak. This is the Alberta version of Kobe Beef and is very expensive.

Unfortunately, we grabbed two rib eyes, thinking it would be a main course and at $50 a pound it came to $140!!!

 Money to burn

Down at the market we splashed out another $100 on some massive dry scallops (unlike “wet” scallops, these don’t sit in that milky preservative and get all, well, wet, which makes them cook differently, a slab of Alaskan black cod, duck breast and sundry veggies and fruits like fresh figs, heirloom tomatoes, proscutto, cheeses, pears and the like.

Sunday we cooked; Tina cleaned as we went along!

Here’s how it turned out. The pictures were just images taken on the fly so they’re not the usual food porn, but they’ll give you an idea. Like this hunk of rib eye to the right. It was enough for five or six people because it was so rich. But more on that 80 buck steak later.

Here’s the line up:

 

 Below: Duck breast over spring greens with sugared, toasted walnuts with balsamic and shallots dressing

 Duck

 

  Below: Seared Scallops over chorizo sausage with sherry-cream red pepper sauce

 

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 Below: Black Miso Cod with grilled fennel and baby broccoli flavoured with garlic ginger and lime served with a sesame miso sauce.

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 Below: Risotto with peas and mint mounted with aged Quebec goat cheese 

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 Below: Wagyu ribeye steak crusted with rock salt and peppercorns with purple potatoes and portebellos mushrooms with baby red uonion, roasted cherry tomatoes and morel sauce.

Wagyu

 Finally for desert we had roasted figs with vanilla soy ice cream with toasted chestnut flakes. But we forget to take pictures we were so exhausted!!!!

 

Now, you have to remember, this is a learning experience for us. We basically take things and try them and see what works and what doesn’t and the presentations were better than the pictures I think.

 

And Megs is a cook. Very highly trained but still on the first steps of her career and a long way from being a chef so she will get better and better. Thats not a knock, it’s reality.

And if this is the start, then there are some great things ahead because this ain’t the family dinners I grew up with.

 

Five years from now I won’t be able to afford to eat at her restaurant, even if I bought the ingredients.

 

And the food? The Wagyu was interesting. It is very very fatty and we opted to cook it hard on both sides and leave it bloody in the middle lest we melt all the marbling - which is what you’re paying for.

It is very tasty but not something I would crave again. I think, for example, a tri-tip or a skirt steak is much better in terms of taste and value. In fact I had a piece of skirt steak - my favourite cut - from Cumbrae’s for lunch the other day and it brought me more pleasure. I also like flank(!) steak pounded out with just salt pepper lime and olive oil grilled until just the middle is pinkish red. What I’m saying I guess is that, we had to do it, but it really isn’t worth the hype at the end of the day - unless, of course, someonelse is picking up the tab. We have a smaller rib eye and we’ll cook that too…perhaps differently to see if our opinions change.

 

Tina’s position, however, won’t change. She likes steak done like burned toast, to our chagrin. So all this is lost on her. She doesn’t eat seafood much either, nor sushi, though she gamely tried a few bites and prounounced it all edible. What a trooper!

 

And more for us.

 

The scallops were wonderful and worth getting the dry version. They cooked up brilliantly. The duck got good reviews around the table and the msio cod is an absolute knock out. This is the second time I’ve made it and getting the balance of the sweetness is the key.

The risotto was really great with the fresh mint from the garden and the aged Quebec goat cheese from the St. Lawrence Market.

 

Finally, the soy ice cream was a little strange but worked with the figs. Jon and I are lactose intolerant so finding an ice cream we can eat without pills is always good.  

And wines? Didn’t go as crazy. A simple South African Goats Do Roam red with a Kiwi Oyster Bay Chardonnay worked as the backbone with some California Barefoot Merlot and Aussie Yellowtail Chardonnay as the run up during the apps.

You’ll have to excuse me now. I’m cooking dinner tonight and I have to get the box of Mac and Cheese from the basement.

It’s all we can afford for the rest of the month.

 

Telegraphing their intent

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

Well, hate to say I told you so.

No I don’t. I love to say it. It’s what makes me get up in the morning, to see whethr I was right yet again.

Okay, so I was right. Bell announced they are making 1,500 movies available for download on a rental ($1.99) or purchase ($4.99) basis .

This is clearly the other shoe of the network throttling issue.

I wrote about this in a previous entry and dammit, look at this.

The worldy and wise Jack Kapica makes some solid points on it in his blog and we should also note Bell Telemedia owns the Globe, so props to Jack for speaking out.

Michael Geist makes reference to Jack’s blog on his own space and adds some comments.

When will the CRTC step in on this? How long before Rogers does the same thing. Between them they can forced any other player out of the business by slowing traffic.

Sure, they say it’s only Peer-to-Peer traffic that they’re monitoring now. But how long before the slide down that slipperly slope starts? 

Uncle Ted’s Mixed Messages

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

 I have no idea who is reading this blog since most of the comments I get are spam and don’t get approved since I assume whomever is reading this probably already has a supply of viagra, cialis, levitra and other “aids.” If you don’t, whoever you are, contact me via email and I’ll forward my junk mail folder to you. Really, I don’t mind at all.

Anyway, today’s point is that no wonder Canadians are resentful and suspicious of their mobile carriers.

The Resident Princess, my life partner, Queen of Clean, Empress of the Deal and Sage of Sales, has been struggling with Rogers to get her plan adjusted. Now she’s been a loyal customer for many years, though she dropped her cable and Internet account when she moved in with me a couple of years ago.

Here’s her tale of woe; It’s a sad lesson in customer dis-service.

Monday, May 19th  - Roger`s Customer Service Person #1

I called customer service to see what I could do about REDUCING my bill for me and my son.  Mine has been creeping up to $65 plus per month on a $20 a month plan.  My son’s pay as you go seems to be inadequate.  My partner is paying $45 plus $20 per month for his and his daughter’s phone line which includes 700 mins.  With the SMS bundle and email at $5 per month, his bills are around $70.  This is what I was trying to match.

This is what I was quoted at around 7pm Monday night by the first Roger’s customer service person:

·         $45 per month for my phone

·         550 min. (450 + 100 min) shared with my son

·         6pm early calling on mine only

·         Per second billing

·         $5 unlimited email on mine only

·         $11 SMS Bundle (text, voicemail, caller id)

·         100 FREE long distance min. on mine only

·         FREE Incoming calls

·         Unlimited calling between my number and my son’s number

·         $7.45 for service and 911

·         $20 for my son’s phone to share my minutes plus $7.45 service fee and 911

·         Texting for my son would be .15 cents each

I said that I wanted to take a minute or two to review this offer and would call back if I wanted to go ahead. It totals about $98 before taxes.

Call length approx. 48 minutes

1 hour later - Roger`s Customer Service Person #2 

I called back about an hour later and was told that that plan that I was just quoted did not exist but I could be offered “something similar“ without the unlimited calling between my son and me.  This rep. would include a “free” phone.  The plan was also reduced to 500 minutes but he would credit me for $30 remaining time on my son`s pay as you go account in good faith. 

Call length 54 minutes plus a call back of 12 minutes.

Tuesday, May 20 

My son called me from a land line to say that his phone was not working – “unregistered SIM card“

I looked up my account on online and discovered that a 3rd mobile number had been added to my account and my son`s account was coming up as a $45 per month plan with several extras that I did not need him to have.

Wed., May 21 - Roger`s Customer Service Person #3 

My son`s phone is still not working and on line the 3rd mobile number is not showing online.

I called Roger`s and was told that the plan from Roger`s Customer Service Person #1 & 2 did not allow for me to share my minutes with my son, HOWEVER, he could offer me a family plan which would include:

·         $60 per month for both phones

·         600 min. shared with my son

·         6pm early calling on both for $14 (had to be on both)

·         No per second billing

·         $5 unlimited email on mine only

·         $11 SMS Bundle (text, voicemail, caller id) on my phone

·         100 Long distance min. $12 charge

·         Credit of $15 for the long distance / email mix up

·         FREE Incoming calls for 3 months only

·         Unlimited calling between my number and my son’s number

·         $7.45 for service and 911 for each phone

·         Texting for my son would be .15 cents each

Total of about $112 per month!

Call length 58 minutes.  I then asked for a supervisor to call me.

She’s still waiting.

So am I. It will be interesting to see Roger’s response.

This call’s for you

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

I have a couple of pieces in the Globe and Mail’s tech Quarterly magazine which finally hit the streets today.

One is on the future of mobile phones, an area which fascinates me. You can read it here.

I really think we’re in the middle of a profound change in the way we work, rest and play and mobile is the driving force. we’re inseperable from our mobiles. We sleep with them and most will return home to get it if we leave it somewhere. The techology being developed and deployed around these devices will change us as much as the desktop and the Internet changed us in the 1990s.

Of course, with all this technology washing over us, someone had better figure out how to design a way to make it not only workable and useful, but simple. Bill Buxton has a few thoughts on that too. I always enjoy interviewing Bill because he’s a fun, irreverant guy who is passionate about great design and he has a great insight into the way things will be.

Ray of sunshine on a cloudy day

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Sometimes I think freelancers are the canary in the coal mine of leading economic indicators.

I don’t need a degree in economics to tell you there is a recession upon us. Yes, six months from now we’ll look back and say, oh, that’s when it technically started, those back to back quarters of negative growth.

That’s the official nomenclature. Negative growth. I guess economists being mostly men don’t like to use words like shrinkage or erosion.

I can tell you it started in late November with a little bit of a dead cat bounce in January and Feburary but the downward spiral picked up in March and hit hard about mid April.

So, yeah, as fast as I add new clients, some very treasured clients who I’ve been selling my best stuff to have folded or “reviewed” their positions and are closing up shop to freelancers like me.

This sucks.

On the other hand it means I have more time to screw around.

Case in point. This made me really laugh today.

And we could all use a little more laughter.